All About My Balls

I don't always know when I'm gonna have my big girl panties on, or if I'll have balls of steel on any given day, which I need when I play with the FGA League. I do know that on any given day that I play with the FGA, I need to have either balls of steel, or wear my big girl panties and put up with their harassment if I shoot well. Yesterday was another FGA tournament. The ones where it's mainly 120 or so males, and 3 girls.... Sheila, Margie and me. The format was a 6-6-6 scramble, with 4 people on each team. You rotate amongst the team every six holes, and have a different 2 person team on each six holes, so I played 6 holes with each of my 3 men partners. Malcom and Chris H, and Jerrad were my partners. Neither Sheila or Margie played yesterday We finished 2 under par, which was enough for me to win all my side bets, about $25, and my team finished FOURTH place (in a tie). I OWE IT ALL TO SHEILA!

While Jamie and Liz were here, they went to San Antonio, and Sheila got me a gift. Here is a picture of it..... it's attached to my golf bag.
Now, whenever I play golf, I've got my "pink" balls in my "pink" sack. I see a change of handicap in my near future.

Thank you Sheila. This paraprosdokian is dedicated to my good friend Sheila.

First, here is the definition of paraprosdokian: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous (?) situation."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.