Random Thoughts While I'm Bored

When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.  It is only difficult on others, not on you.
It is the same thing when you are stupid.

"I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especiallly after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs.  When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike"....
          Willie Nelson

Saw this the other day...

This is a favorite of mine....

EVERY GUY THINKS EVERY GIRLS' DREAM IS TO FIND THE PERFECT GUY.  BULLSHIT..... EVERY GIRLS' DREAM IS TO EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT.

 Speaking of girls.....

OK, I've decided I need to tell you about my boring day and get off the PC and go to bed.  I got up early this morning and met Margie at Curves.  It's an exercise place for women only.  I do need to clarify that that does not mean the ladies there are not masculine.... they just have no testicles.  That's all I'm gonna say about that.

Anyway, Margie got her and me a membership for one month for my birthday present, and this morning was our first day.  They have you do two laps only.... beginners and regulars alike.  They also have snappy music playing, and every 30 seconds or so, a voice comes on and says "change positions", and everyone gets off the equipment they're on and they move one spot over.  Every other spot is a walk/hop/dance/whatever in place.  It is padded so your poor feet won't hurt.  Well, all that's well and good, but by the time you get off the mat and onto the new maching, you don't have much time to exercise.  I think it needs to be a little longer before you change stations.

Anyway.... we both worked out, and then stretched at the stretching station, where you have like a free standing exercise station, with each side having bars and pictures for you to follow to stretch every major muscle in your body.  That felt great.  Total time.... 30 minutes.

Margie and I both said we were going back in the morning.  Well, we'll see.  I plan on it, but who knows.  They say you won't be sore at all, and I believe them.  I get more of a workout when I go to the regular co-ed gym... 24 hour fitness, but I'll try it for a month.  It seems a little expensive at $45 a month.  Hmmmmm.

Well, now that I've posted two days in a row... I'm exhausted.  I'm off to bed.  Later.